there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
HIS FUCKING ROOM IS DOLPHIN THEMED
do u ever hear an anime op from something you watched a long time ago and you can feel ur middle school self rising from the depths